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WHAT DOES THE EREN SAY!?

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“The Eren” , A “The Fox” SnK parody

Written by Ninja-Neko-Aru


Levi goes Humph,
Connie goes Ah!,
Sasha does Nom,
and Jean goes huh?.

Hanji goes YAHAH!,
Erwin stays silent,
and you'll trust what Petra says! (“Right?”)

Carla cries “Run!”,
Mikasa says she'll keep you safe,
and Armin screams “E-EREN!”

But theres one sound,
that EVERYONE knows.
What does the Eren say?

AH-TI-TI-TI-IT-TI-TITAN! (x3)
What the Eren say?!

MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-KA-SA!(x3)
What the Eren say!?

KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KILL-DEM-ALL (x3)
What the Eren say!?

R-R-R-RA-AA-A-ARW! (x3)
What the Eren say?!

Eyes of rage,
an anime nose,
you're mom got eaten,
so now your angry.

Fists crunched up,
frustrating fail,
and yet now you've learned to attack!

You're such a jerk,
yet the protagonist,
what a wonderful surprise.

But if you meet,
your classmate, Jean.
Will you communicate by,
Ye-e-e-e-elling? (x3)

How will you speak to tha-
Wha-a-a-a-t
i-i-i-i-is it
E-e-e-e-e-eren?
What does the Eren say!?

AT-T-T-T-TACK! (x3)
What the Eren say!?

A-A-A-AR-AR-ARMIN! (x3)
What the Eren say!?

AN-AN-ANN-ANNIE! (x3)
What the Eren say!?

KI-KI-KILL-KY-O-O-OJIN! (x3)
What does the Eren say!?

The secret of the Titan-shifters,
unknown until now,
Somewhere in the inner walls,
they are waiting.
What chaos you caused,
such cliffhangers,
Will we ever know?
What did the Marco say!?

You're not even my favorite,(talking about eren now)
but yet you're so interesting,
so what is your sound!?

(Eren sings)
Seriously, I don't even know what i'm doing here. I'm not singing. This is stupid.

Will we ever know!?

(Eren sings)
I've got titans to kill, guys! Stop wasting humanity's valuable time!

I want to

(Eren sings)
Oh dear freckle-god

I want to
I want to know!

(Eren)
If I come back season 2 to see another stupid parody I will-

(Levi)
What are you doing over there, you stupid brat! Who are you even talking too? Get off your ass and come clean the kitchen!

(Eren)
H-HUH!? Y-YES SIR!
DON'T EVEN ASK ME, I HAVE NO IDEA.

But you can reblog on Tumblr. I posted it there first. www.tumblr.com/blog/ninjanekoa…


IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY HAS THE GUTS TO SING THIS AND POST IT TO YOUTUBE WHERE I CAN SEE IT, I WILL WORSHIP THEM AND LET THEM REQUEST DRAWINGS AND SHIT BECOUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO OFFER
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